Translating the Christian Language

Charles Cross, a globe-trotting linguist character, translates common Christian phrases into what people actually mean — like 'I'll pray about it' meaning 'I'm not interested,' 'I'm in a weird season' meaning 'I have no idea what's going on,' and 'I actually give online' meaning 'I'm saving up for a PS5.' The video ends with a bizarre bit about cat milk.