Things Youth Pastors Shouldn't Have to Say

Carll rapid-fires a list of absurd things youth pastors actually have to tell students — from choking people with pool noodles, washing hot dogs in the sink, eating dog food, biting girlfriends during worship, wrestling raccoons in dumpsters, using the GaGa ball pit as a UFC ring, throwing frogs, stapling papers to arms, peeing in corners, and hiding beef jerky in air vents. A snake-wielding student confrontation caps off the chaos.