The Unspoken Rules of Youth Group

Eric (aka Badger) and Marcus present themselves as youth group veterans and run through a list of increasingly absurd unspoken rules—including no dodgeball opt-outs, no pocketing extra pizza, no purpling on couches, and mandatory push-ups for dropping a Bible. The skit ends with a homeschooler awkwardly trying to befriend them, inviting them over to see his plants and binge VeggieTales.