If a Youth Pastor Was Mic'd Up

A youth pastor's inner monologue and private conversations are captured throughout a typical day, revealing his struggles with cheap coffee, ordering 43 pizzas, losing track of kids, dealing with parents who forget pickup, underpaid salary complaints, improvising sermon acronyms like P.I.M.P. and K.I.S.S., and enforcing forward-facing hug rules. Ends with a stocking stuffer merch promo styled as a stock market parody.