How Students Actually Hear Camp Rules

A youth leader announces spring retreat rules to students, but each rule gets hilariously reinterpreted by the students as the opposite of what's intended — no pranks becomes 'pranks are fine,' be on time becomes 'show up late,' lights out becomes 'stay up all night,' and have fun becomes 'do literally anything including arson and clogging toilets.' One student named Andy mishears 'snacks' as 'snakes' and brings a duffel bag full of them.