Carl's Camp Rules 8.0 — Beware the Shadow Man

Carl walks through the standard camp rules — respect others, stay hydrated, no PDA, be on time — but each rule spirals into increasingly unhinged warnings about the shadow man who lurks beyond the camp perimeter. When Carl gets captured himself, he delivers a second set of survival rules for escaping the shadow realm, including faking injuries, claiming you're homeschooled, and exploiting the shadow man's hatred of PDA.